ROASTED
Delivery
−38.90
The burrito had a better commute than you.
A receipt with an attitude
Oinker
Link your bank. Every purchase gets a verdict from a sarcastic piggy bank. Third oat latte before noon? Bold strategy.
Available on iPhone & iPad · Android soon
This week
−412.80
- Delivery−38.90
The burrito had a better commute than you.
- Coffee ×3−18.60
Third oat latte before noon.
- Savings+100.00
I'll pretend I'm not emotional.
Total−412.80
“Your weekly receipt is printed. It's long. Brace yourself.”
How it works
Four steps. One honest slip.
- 01
Link your bank
Plaid handles the login. Oinker never sees your password and can't move money.
- 02
Pick a tone
Gentle, Medium or Savage. The pig roasts the purchase — never you.
- 03
Get the verdict
Every buy gets ROASTED, RESPECT or NOTED, plus one short line in your currency.
- 04
Sunday receipt
A printed slip of your week: worst decisions first, one good thing, one closing line.
The three stamps
Every purchase gets a verdict.
Colour never carries meaning alone — the word is always on the stamp.
RESPECT
Savings
+100.00
I'll pretend I'm not emotional.
NOTED
Rent
−1,420.00
Housing stays quiet. The pig has standards.
Built in
The pig comes with extras.
Notifications that respect you
Every roast, highlights only, weekly only, or off. Quiet hours hold everything until morning.
Share the shame (or the glory)
Turn any verdict into a story-sized card. Merchant names off by default. Account details never appear.
Home Screen widgets
Today's spend and the latest line, right on your Home Screen — so the pig is hard to ignore.
Private by design
Plaid for bank login. Tokens encrypted on our servers. Delete your account and data any time in Settings.
FAQ
Oinker is a budgeting app with attitude. You link your bank through Plaid, and a sarcastic piggy bank stamps every purchase ROASTED, RESPECT or NOTED — plus one short line. It is for entertainment and awareness, not financial advice.
More answers in the full FAQ.
Let the pig judge your spending.
Available on the App Store for iPhone and iPad. Android is coming soon.
Try demo mode first — no bank required.